Can we just pause for a minute and reflect what a tsunami of a year 2012 was? As well documented as it is, it still blows my mind all that happened. Quick synopsis, Olaf style:
Yay! We're pregnant!
Maybe there's two?
THERE'S TWO!? I knew it!
Oh...crap two of everything
We need a house!
Let's buy a house!
Let's look at 50 houses...
I don't want to buy a house anymore
Oh I found the perfect house! Buy it.
Meanwhile, back at the doctor: Uh oh, no membrane
Wait there's the membrane! But what's that?
"I'm the bad guy!"
We bought a house!
We bought a house?!
Let's move!
What? Twins are coming? Nobody move!
How are we going to move?
Here comes the Church!
"Move that into the kitchen, carefully move the wife into the living room"
Well that was easy...Yeah, good, because the next part won't be
Twins are coming!
Yay! Wait...it's only 22 weeks!
Hold on! Stay in there!
Infinite cosmic hospital stay - itty bitty living space.
I really wonder how much this bill will be...
Happy Mother's Day! Here's some burnt creme brulee
Wake up. School. Hospital. Eat. Repeat.
They're the size of a [insert favorite fruit here].
Twins are coming and we're really not joking this time!
False alarm
Ok the twins are really really coming and we're REALLY not joking this time
Ninja move! Break into the hospital!
They are here!
And two month hospital stay
Boy I really wonder how much this hospital stay is going to be.
Beep....beep...beep...
They're doing good!
They're doing bad.
They're doing really good. You can take them home
Don't forget to breathe honey! Ellie! @#$@
Nurse: ummm...Ok...I think you can still take them home
...wait what?!
Drive really really really carefully.
Ok we're home with the twins! Don't go anywhere.
Let's go to Wisconsin!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAA. Pull the car WAAAAAAAA over! Anywhere!
That shady parking lot in the middle of Chicago looks good.
Parent brain fog!
Gosh...I don't really remember the rest of the year...Did things happen?
something like 3am bottle feeding/pumping
Wait, is he's carrying an invisible child?
"She was awake, but now she's back to sleep" **Scary horror music here**
Hey is that the hospital bill? 2 Million dollars!!
Well honey...that was a lot of fun...We should do it all again in 2016...
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